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 Album:  Brief description:  Noteworthy tracks:
TOUCH-TONE TERRORIST 1 - Appetite for DisRuption Running time: 73:46  Released November 1998.  All outbound calls. How it all got started. Call subjects get amused or amazed to death, plus 3 of the angry and ever popular "Scooter" calls. More light hearted than the 2nd CD.  Contains Profanity!

Click Here to view track listing and detailed description. Includes: City Brake, Drunk Job Applicant, Ho De Do, Scooter's Roofin', etc.

(More light-hearted)

TOUCH-TONE TERRORIST 2 - Permanent Lapse of Reason Running time: 72:24  Released October 1999. Features more of call subjects getting angry and upset compared to the 1st CD. Has 7 inbound calls. Also a few light-hearted calls. Howard Stern began airing this CD in early 2000.  Contains Profanity!

Click Here to view track listing and detailed description. Includes: Mongoloid Moron, We Get to Drink (Crank Yankers), Rude Lube, Angry Janitor, Scooter's Refund, etc. 

(Mixed bag)

TOUCH-TONE TERRORIST 3 - Customer Service Disasters Running time: 73:47  Released September 2000.  Mostly angry inbound calls for customer service. Plus Willie's on-stage comedy bit. Howard Stern began airing this CD in late 2000.  Contains Profanity! 

Click Here to view track listing and detailed description. Includes: Jive Ass Hussy, Should Have Sent it Sooner (Crank Yankers), Mongoloid Moron, Rude Lube.

(Angry calls!)

The Junkyard Willie Tapes 4 - Customer Service Crackpots

(Same as Touch-Tone Terrorists)

Running time: 69:30  Released March 2002.  Mostly angry inbound calls for customer service. Howard Stern began airing this CD in late 2001 and early 2002.  Contains Profanity! 

Click Here to view track listing and detailed description. Includes: I Wanna Cancel, the angry auto insurance calls. Infestation Records sells a unique version of this CD.

(Angry calls!)

TOUCH-TONE TERRORIST 5 - Customer Care Creeps Running time: 21:12  Released November 2009.  7 inbound calls for customer service + 1 outbound call.  Contains Profanity!  Amazon digital store or order direct

 

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Sometimes misspelled as "Touchstone Terrorists"

 

Since October 22, 2005