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First 4 CD's (Vol 1, Vol 2, Vol 3, Vol 4)

plus 

the Junkyard Willie Movie DVD plus 

1 Bumper Sticker 

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All 4 CD's + DVD + Bumper Sticker

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Individual items:

   

The Junkyard Willie Movie: Lost In Transit

Running time: 90:27    Widescreen 16:9, Unrated.

2 stereo & 1 surround sound stream, NTSC, All Region,

Special Features: 1 new inbound Touch-Tone Terrorists prank call, private web page link to behind the scenes movies, and interesting details.

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- Volume 5 - Touch Tone Terrorists - Customer Care Creeps - Running time: 21 min 12 sec. DETAILS 

Available exclusively through Amazon's MP3 store and iTunes only.

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Not available on CD

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- Volume 4 - Junkyard Willie Prank Call Tapes - Customer Service Crackpots - Running time: 68:17

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- Volume 3 - Touch Tone Terrorists - Customer Service Disasters - Running time: 72:00

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- Volume 2 - Touch Tone Terrorists - Permanent Lapse of Reason - Running time: 73:47 

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- Volume 1 - Touch Tone Terrorists - Appetite for DisRuption - Running time: 70:00 +

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Junkyard Willie's Junkyard shirt

Includes 1 spare patch

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available in XL

Medium and Large are sold out

$27.99 + shipping

Junkyard Willie's Junkyard shirt

Includes 1 spare patch

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available in XXL or XXXL (3XL)

$29.99 + shipping

"Our Drivers Never Carry More Than 2 Cents" bumper stickers

Note that the shipping and handling charge is $3.30. Actual cost of shipping alone may be significantly less than $3.30.

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2 stickers

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Junkyard Willie's Junkyard patch - limit 5 per order

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1 patch

$2.00 + shipping

United Pyrotechnics Xpress patches

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1 patch

$1.00 + shipping

NEW XL Wheelchair Boxing T-shirt - Design is on the BACK of shirt.

1 left in stock. These shirts sold out several years ago but we've discovered this one that was boxed up. It's not perfect -- a bit wrinkly, but still worthy of being sold. The picture is a pretty accurate representation of the shirt.

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• Pay Pal orders are now also accepted via our online retailer ccnow.

• CD's and DVD always in stock. We're the record company.  40,000 sold since 1998! 

• With the exception of "Customer Care Creeps" you are ordering brand new, shrink wrapped CD's and or DVD's via our authorized online retailer ccnow.com and shipped by West Beach Media. 

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TTT / JW CD's also available at Amazon...

Vol 1 = 11.98, Vol 2 = 11.98, Vol 3 = 13.98, Vol 4 = 10.99, DVD = $10.99  - (plus shipping)

Amazon Digital store: Vol 1, Vol 2, Vol 3, Vol 4 and Vol 5   Also available at iTunes

 

 

Album: Brief description: Noteworthy tracks:
The Junkyard Willie Tapes 4 - Customer Service Crackpots Mostly angry inbound calls for customer service. Howard Stern began airing this CD in late 2001 and early 2002. Contains profanity. Length: 69:30

Click Here to view track listing and detailed description. Includes: I Wanna Cancel, the angry auto insurance calls. We're the only retailer who sells the less censored version of track #10.

(Angry calls!)

TOUCH-TONE TERRORIST 3 - Customer Service Disasters 17 angry inbound calls for customer service, 1 outbound call, plus Willie's on-stage comedy bit. Howard Stern aired this CD in late 2000.  Contains profanity. Length: approx 73:00

Click Here to view track listing and detailed description. Includes: Jive Ass Hussy, Should Have Sent it Sooner (Crank Yankers), Mongoloid Moron, Rude Lube.

(Angry calls!)

TOUCH-TONE TERRORIST 2 - Permanent Lapse of Reason More of call subjects getting angry and upset compared to the 1st CD. Has 7 inbound calls. Also a few light-hearted calls. Howard Stern aired this CD in early 2000.  Contains profanity.  Length: 72:24

Click Here to view track listing and detailed description. Includes: Mongoloid Moron, We Get to Drink (Crank Yankers), Rude Lube, Angry Janitor, Scooter's Refund, etc.

(Mixed bag)

TOUCH-TONE TERRORIST 1 - Appetite for DisRuption Call subjects get amused or amazed to death. Also has some warped prank calls plus 3 of the angry and ever popular "Scooter" calls. More light hearted than the 2nd CD.  Contains profanity. Length: 73:46

Click Here to view track listing and detailed description. Includes: City Brake, Drunk Job Applicant, Ho De Do, Scooter's Roofin', etc.

  (More light-hearted)

 

International customers choose:

 

Lost In Transit DVD

TTT / JW CD's

1. Amazon.com

1. Digital download via iTunes or Amazon.   

Vol 1, Vol 2, Vol 3, Vol 4 and Vol 5 are available for download. 

Also available via Amazon Australia and Amazon Europe and Amazon Canada