Old Man Louie
Louie contemplates which nurse he will bang over the weekend
.........Louie liquors up his nurses with Old Chicken booze!
Yet another TOUCH-TONE TERRORIST prankster! He's a colostomy bag wearing freak! He's the "Geritol Junkie"! He's Louie Peligrini!
Louie lives in paranoia of being infected with a new strain of A.I.D.S. virus called "Hearing AIDS", but wears condoms on his ears as a precautionary measure. Louie's beverages of choice are Jack Daniels and breast milk. His favorite establishment is "Live Nude Girls". You may have stepped on his lost colostomy bag on the 9th green at Cypress Point golf course. Louie believes that "heavy metal" music is Satan's music. He often boasts about "nailing" a few of his sexier nurses. Senility never looked so fun! Where will you be in 70 years? A nursing home? Get ready for the Golden Years... It looks like noth'n but sex with hot nurses and drinking stiff booze! Young hot chicks dig old farts! It's a known fact that a little retirement cash goes a long hard way with nurses! Put me in a time warp man! I want me a nurse with big honkers and an open mind!
Louie has needed assistance with his colostomy bag times since
June 17, 1998