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It's Bono, Edge and... No... Wait... That's not U2! How dare they make fun of the Joshua Tree album! |
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Drawing by Tom Martin |
It's Bono, Edge and... No... Wait... That's not U2! How dare they make fun of the Joshua Tree album! |
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Audio clip from a July 1st interview on Wild 95.5 (Miami / West Palm Beach) with JoJo and Mocha. RealAudio 805 K |
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Generator  CD # 2. It's yet another
"Scooter" call! Listen as this dude mimics Jim
Bob and his stuttering. The call subject seems to fully
believe that he has a couple of brain dead inbreds on the
phone! This call is action packed with plenty of
name calling. Here's a short clip of what was a long 5
minute call. Choose
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"P WER
OUTAGE" Electrician guy on the phone
gets to sit through listening to Junkyard Willie yell at
his old lady. Then Willie rants and raves about how it's
HER fault that he doesn't have time to take a bath.
"My armpits smell like a gymnasium!"
Junkyard Willie! Choose Wav.(115K) or RealAudio(50K) CD
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Jim Bob and Junkyard Willie on the air with Jo Jo and Mugz from WDLI in West Palm Beach. |
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Short clip of the Touch-Tone Terrorist in studio with Howard Stern. |
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On 07/25/00 Howard Stern aired this Touch-Tone Terrorist phone gag pulled on High Pitch Eric. |
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Jim Bob gets through to Big Daddy Graham on WIP 610 AM Sports Talk and takes an EXTREMELY politically incorrect position on wife beating Phillies pitcher Brett Meyers. Too bad the host didn't hang on to discuss some of Jim Bob's other talking points... "Maybe she over cooked his breakfast." |
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Jones-Z's infamous 7-Eleven call. Jones-Z poses as a 7-Eleven convenience store employee calling from another 7-Eleven. Jones-Z tries to get this rock 'n roller dude to bring him some ice cream because "I have many people here who need to buy Hagen Daas". Many people who have heard this prank call think that the Jerky Boys did it. They are wrong. It's Jones-Z who performed this classic call back in 1990. To hear the full MP3 version of this call just CLICK HERE to visit Jones-Z's page! WANTED! Does anybody know who Minell is? He used to work at the Hollywood 7-Eleven at Sunset and Curson in 1990. Please help us located this dude! Does anyone know ANYONE who used to work at this 7-Eleven around 1990? |
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- This is one of the very first Touch-Tone Terrorist prank calls ever made! Phony
operator demands change from an innocent drunken feline who sits in a night club
bathroom (Pelican's Retreat, Calabasas, CA.). When was the last time a pay
phone operator said to you "Don't give me any
$hit"? And phone companies want your business!!! Damn!
This call is not on any of the CD's. RealAudio (57 K) |
| Graffiti Removal - Tic Tac the Low Calorie Loco can't seem to get any respect (out take call). This call is not on any of the CD's. | RealAudio 35K |
| More On Air Interviews with
Junkyard Willie ... WZZQ - Terre Haute, Indiana's morning show RealAudio(66K) WSFM - Wilmington, North Carolina's "Bryan & Jim Show". RealAudio(103K) KLSX - Los Angeles, California's Nastyman Show RealAudio(306K) WSUW - Whitewater, Wisconsin's "Saucy Jack & the Max" RealAudio(113K) |
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Legendary ex-Flower Freaks bassist Blade **performed at Woodstock in 1969! He was also the very FIRST to roll in the mud at Woodstock in '69! While on tour with the Flower Freaks in the 70's, Blade was famous for running out into the crowd with a propane torch and setting his biggest fans on FIRE! **in one of the parking lots |
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Jim Bob the Inbred Hillbilly: Physically and dentally impaired womanizer? |
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Jan. 10, 2000
