ONE YEAR OF MINDLESS MESSAGES DIRECTED TO JUNKYARD WILLIE, JIM BOB the RETARDED HILLBILLY, and 60's BURN OUT BLADE!

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Hey Junkyard Willie! I'm a stripper and my pussy has a problem. Every time I get up on stage to dance I get WET.... So wet that all those juices cause me to slide down the pole TOO FAST. And I hit my head on the floor and pass out naked! Is there some sort of medical cure? Tabatha, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA WILLIE'S COMMENT: Stay off 'dat pole.... Ride ma' pole.

what the fuck is up Willie ! Please call Wall Mart at 254-526-4102 fuck with those guys I would like to hear some shit hit the fan. If not Willie must be a scared bitch!! WILLIE SAY: I done straighten they shit out!

I NEEDZ A OPPARASHUN ONS MAH AZZHOLE MANS GOT TO BE GOOD IF YO DOUCHIN CINDY CRAWFORD MAH SFINKTER ITS BE KILLIN MAH AZZ FO TOO HUNRED DAYZ NAW LAWDY LAWDY LAWDY LAWDY LAWDY LAWDY LAWDY DA PAINS TOO GREAT WILLIE SAY: Dammit Bubba I'm a gynecologist! Not a proctologist! (star date 3059)

To the makers of "Junkyard Willie" I am offended with the drawing of Willie, black people do not look like that. You people are good at joking about everyone but yourselves. Take a gooooood loooook. WILLIE'S COMMENTS: "You people"! Is yo name Ross Perot? And is you call'n me ugly?

YO RAP: I think that your not the good of a pranker. The Jerky boys rule. Willie say: Listen Boy, I mona rap my underwear 'round yo head 'n make ya smell ma BUTT cheese boy! Then I mona is gonna pee in yo gas tank boy! Wanna be ma cell mate?

YO RAP: Hey Willie ....Has Deb Dunning ever been in to your doctor's office for an exam? If so what happened? Anything sexual? Willie say: Hell yeah! Dat sqack gots 1 healthy beaver unda thems cut-offs! We played hide ma Tootsie Roll in the examinize'n room.

YO RAP: Alex Franks say; You many good funny. We be SW Pirates who play many funny joke on telephone like you. We send you some of our prank we play. We play you prank on SW radio, Whole world listen!!!!!!! Badzuki@Yahoo.COM Willie say: Can I is be listen to YO radio from Compton? I put soy sauce on ma' big noodle!

YO RAP: I think you ROCK... I have not laughed so hard since the first Jerky Boys CD. Hope to see you in the record stores soon, you deserve it. Wait till Howard Stern hears you. You could have a full time job with him. Keep up the excellent work. Best of luck. Your new fanaticle fan Willie say: Naw... Howard is be gonna work'n fo' MA' lanky ASS at ma' JUNKYARD. Then I is gonna be gotten to examinize dat Jenna Jaimison. Dat be FRESH!

YO RAP: Excuse me Dr. Junkyard Willie, but I have a question. When Roseanne Barr comes in for her yearly checkup, do you end up charging her for two exams? Do you use the fire extinguisher to give her a pap smear? Does she think those stirrups are holders for a Big Gulp? Any info on this abomination would be helpful. Know your enemy, after all. Domenick, Gainesville, FL Willie say: Lass time I bill da bitch fo' MA medical bill!! I went BLIND fo' 5 DAYz! Pap Smear? Fo'get about it! I take a vaca-shun to El Segundo. Big Gulp? She can't fit thru da' 7-11 DO!

YOUR VIBES: Hey Blade I got some good weed let's go to your van and get high and blow the smoke in Acid's face...Wig out BLADE SAYS: He'll dig it man. "Acid" is a total pot head. He was wig'n on hash brownies and Milk-Bone dog biscuits all the way from Woodstock.

YO RAP: WILLIE!! get yer ass to http://members.tripod.com/~Latrine or i'll get my homeboy Jim Williams to fly out to Compton and take all you bastards out........-Chris V P.S I've been Doin the Naaaasty with your old Lady and that Bitch STINKS!!!!!!!!!! Willie say: Bring YO white asses here. I hold ya down 'n make y'all sniff ma' smelly armpits afta' a hard sweaty day at the JUNKYA'D. Nex' time take MA' old lady back to YO crib FO good!

YO RAP: YO WILLIE If You's got da tizime CALL: 1-800-669-1151 Theyz all racist n' shit AXE FO' "ROY" **AND TAPE DAT SHIT SO'S WE CAN HEAR IT********** -Mustafa Shablique Ublante Willie say: Junkyard Willie done ain't play'n around no MO. I mona straighten they shit OUT! UPDATE: Roy hung up on ma' black ass! What a honky! Not worth post'n da call, holmes.

Yo Rap: I WANNA SEE WILLIES BIG BLACK DICK, HIS BIG BLACK SWEATY ASS, HIS BIG BLACK DIRTY ASSHOLE, HIS BIG BLACK SMELLY NUTS, HIS BIG BLACK CRUSTY FEET AND HIS BIG BLACK STANKY ASS OLD LADY. THANK YOU, A WILLIE FAN. Willie say: Bring YO pimpy white ass down to ma' dirty mutha' fuck'n Junkyard. I shove YO face right in there 'til y'all never forget da SMELL either. Peace, love, and chicken grease. out.

Yo RAP: Hey this is a phat page! Keep up the good work Willie. Oh and if you want you can come to our new prank call page. We're The OperHators. http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Campus/4882/index.html Come check it out and laugh your ass off. Willie say: I is be gotten to lose ma' marbles! Check out ma' new page 'n AXE me YO legal question! http://home.pacbell.net/repete00/legalpage.htm

YO RAP: your page is fucking hillarious. you can call my friends if you like. all 609 area codes.tom:742-9629 dave:742-1487 and bob:456-4716 willie rocks Willie say: Why come Dave don't wanna buy no hubcaps? I conversized with Bob's HO... She don't want no hubcaps eitha'. Whats'up wi' dat? Tom kick'n it on the answerize'n machine.

Hey Jim Bob it's me again You want scooter's number here you go 870-437-2460 (you and willie get em good). By the way the best to get em would be at 5:00pm central time (get em good Jim Bob)Hey Jim Bob it's me scooter did ya think you could get me that damn easy. I did my homework on you boy. That's we educated people do ya dilweed. City boys rule Willie say: Listen up boy! Don't be shoot'n YO mouth off @ Jim Bob! Don't get me go'n boy! All you mutha fuck'n white people piss'n me off! I mona take a dump in YO mail box! I don't think so willie. You wanna piece of me come on call me and we'll talk about this. Bring that big fat 300 pound black ass and that basket on wheels jim bob down. Don't think I'm a idiot cause I've done my homework on you and Jim Bob in fact I made Jim Bob's Big Brother Tex cry like a baby. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! You suck - City boys rule Willie say: YO mama. yeah I know that's your momma's so fat that you had to grease the doorway and put a twinkie at the other end just to get her through Willie why you and Jim bob just call me and let insults fly that why you know number but do you the balls to call BOY!!!!!! Willie say: YO granny. YOU NEED TO ADD MORE GOOD STUFF TO YOUR WEB PAGE JUNKYARD WILLIE!!!!!!!! ....KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK WILLIE YO FUNNY!!!! YOUR WHITE FREIND ))))))))))))BYE NOW YO HERE!!! Willie say: You is needs to buy you sum mo' hubcaps fo YO ride. I mona sell you's sum. yo whats up homeboy. We be The OperHators. Look at our page or I be busting a cap in yo' ass. YO MOMMA! http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Campus/4882 Oh yeah one more thing. Geoshities sucks. Willie say: Lemme know if you find sum nazty operata' bitches. I show 'em ma noodle. And check dis out: DON'T BE TALK'N TRASH 'BOUT MA' MOMMA, BOY! Hey willie great pranking but ya need to put up some more prank calls I every single one on your website so far. But hey keep up the great work. Willie say: I hope you is gots yoself da free tape 'n all dat JIVE. MO calls be on dat thang. Hey Blade, ever consider being a dentist? With your knowledge of nuclear dentistry you could help MANY sick teeth out there and bring great leaps in techniques to the field. Blade says: Dude. The aliens taught me everything! I would have won a nobel prize by now, but the CIA wants to stop me. Ever since I sold pot to Clinton I've been under constant surveillance. My dog "Acid" should've been doing Alpo commercials by now. I've even got new mathematical formulas and equations but the government is totally trying to stop me. Hey blade what was it like being abducted by aliens; what did they do to you? Blade says: Dude. It was way tripy. They poked at me with prods while I was inside a green gel. They erased most of my memory, reprogrammed my brain, but then accidentally gave me the classified knowledge about futuristic nuclear dental techniques and the CIA. Sounds trippy Blade. So what kind of things did you learn about CIA and the nuclear dental techniques don't panic man I won't tell anyone not even the government. Blade says: I could tell you. But I'd also have to force feed you a lethal dose of ACID too. Hey willie great prankin'. I gotcha a phone number to prank call if ya want it. Willie say: It better best not be from Clintonville, ARKANSAS. Willie you need some better looken women on your team man!! They look like they got hit by a FUCKEN train!!! Your women are fat and ugly.. You can do better than that... HA HA HA..... or MAYBE NOT!!!!!! Your pretty FUCKEN UGLY YOURSELF.. AND YOU BETTER ANSWER MY LETTER THIS TIME..YOU BUTT UGLY FUCK!!! Willie say: I is had MO bitches than you is ever looked at, boy! I'm beautiful, I'm sexy, and the ladies know it. I can have any bitch I want 'cuz I'm a doctor. So I could care less whut YO lanky cracker ass has gots to say. EAT MA BUTT CHEEZE Blade... your a fucking god man. i sit here and smoke pot.. i got all your calls on my computer.. and your hilarious man. bravo Blade says: Dude. I sleep on the streets of Venice, I play bass, I set people on fire, I wig out, and I've got little or no cash to show for it. What should I do? I'm sick of work'n at the gas station. Blade. I will see you out at joshua tree man.. i was there too.. but it wasnt as eventful as your trip// how about i meet you there... till then.... wig out Blade says: Dude. I'm terrified of that place ever since the experience. I just wig out on Venice Beach these days. If you go out there be carefull! And if the aliens abduct you, don't tell them you know me; They're looking for me! Don't worry about the green gel; You'll be able to breath. Are your calls staged? They sound staged. I'm sorry for questioning but they do. Touch-Tone Terrorist: Dear Einstein . . Absoutely NO staged calls here. I go to the library, Xerox the yellow pages, rack up a phone bill, then I pay the best call victims to sign release forms. You've got my page mixed up with the 976-GIRLS page. Are you an imposter? I'm not an imposter and I'm not saying your calls are staged. I'm asking cause many prankers stage there calls and I just wanted to make sure. I usually don't think calls are staged but I just thought it was weird that on all of your calls they are laughing histrically or extremly pissed off never in between. Plus you got a kkk member to sing a release form shocks me too. But I'll take you word for it. Don't gets so mad. Touch-Tone Terrorist: "In between" type calls are boring to me. So I don't put them up on the site. Actually only the calls subjects on the CD have signed releases. The KKK guy doesn't know anything about this. I wasn't mad. I was just JIVE'N! Don't call me Enstien like I'm stupid. I'm going to blow my brains out if you think I am cause I don't need em. Do you think you can anwser a question without being offended. I'm going to kill myself. Do you want to be influecial for a suicide. I'm not joking around I will shoot myself I have a gun. I won't kill myself if mean people like you don't make fun of me. BLADE: Whooo! Chill man! Don't make me famous man. You sound cool man. You should maybe be a music critic for a magazine or something man. Even if you're a wacko of sort then Howard Stern might hire you to do wierd stuff. Even I made it as an extreme street performer man. But it took time to perfect the art of setting people on FIRE. I have a couple of q's for Junkyard Willie,Blade, and Jim Bob. First Question- Do you guys have prank call influences? Second Questions- How many people are in TTT, not characters? Third Question- Do you guys collect prank tapes, if so what are your favorites. Fourth Question- Is the guy who does Willies voice really black or is he white. Fifth and finall question- Who is the biggest bird brain you know? Old Man Louie: 1) Tube Bar, Jerky Boys 1 & 2, Lionel from Musacha Tapes. 2) RePete does all the voices ( except for the 7-Eleven call which is done by Jones-Z ) 3) Blackout's Box. Bubba Johnson has some pissed off calls too 4) NO black man talks like that! He's white. Look carefully at Blade or Jim Bob. He's also Willie!!!!!!!! 5) Anyone who wants to impeach Clinton because of lies about his SEX life. Who is the biggest Gatorade-Brain YOU know? Blade there's an abandon house in my neighboorhood you can live in. Your the best TTT Blade: Wig out man! I'm there! So is "Acid". Maybe I can grow some shrooms in there.

WILLIE, HEY MAN IT'S ME, THE ONE THAT SAID YOUR WOMEN GOT HIT BY A FUCKEN TRAIN..... WELL WILLIE MUST TELL YEAH ,IM A WHITE WOMEN. AND I'M VERY VERY VERY PRETTY , SO PRETTY THAT YOU WOULD FALL TO YOUR FEET AND BEG ME TO LET YOU KISS MY FEET & LICK BETWEEN MY TOES. AND YOU WOULD BEG ME TO LET YOU EAT MY PUSSY AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I WOULD LET YOU SMELL IT AND SHAKE IT IN YOUR FACE AND LAUGH AT YOU. YOU HAVE NOT HAD GOOD TILL YOU'VE HAD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO PUT THAT IN YOUR BUTT CHEESE!!! YOUR FRIEND THE WHITE PRETTY WOMEN....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Willie Rap: OOOO child! Damn woman! You make'n ma' NOODLE grow. I wants me sum-O-yo phat nappy dugout. Bring sum down to ma "Crack" house 'n let me examinize YO squack. I needs to be YO bo-legged, pick-up truck drive'n MONKEY MAN. Wanna be Miss Junkyard U.S.A?

Hey Willie. I think you're one butt-ugly cross-eyed FREAK! Since when are you a "sex symbol"? And where exactly is your Beverly Hills office of gynecology anyway? What celebrity would want to spread her legs for your ugly ass anyway? Keep on selling hubcaps and get a hair cut! Willie Rap: You is just jealousize'n! I'll stick a roach in YO chicken sandwich you pimpy ass JIVE headed Gatorade brain. Jim Bob could put someth'n on you dat yer daddy can't take off ya. Hey I think the men are over there. But than again we never saw the expert fish in action. No they can't stop you. Your only human. But why would you even think of talking to that guy. No. Why? Ok tell me this... Blade says: I'm wig'n. Basically nobody goes there when I'm there maybe. If you built it that way then it should be more than one can hear. Tripy Vibes. Good page TTT. I am going to start a prank call rating thing on pages. You always get reviews cause people are afriaid to say who sucks and who doesn't thats why I should do it cause I have no other tape on the line. TTT-10 Wille say: Can I be YO monkey man?

Dude wheres Jim Morrison? Blade: With the aliens.

Do you guys make prank calls or are those real calls? Blade says: It's all done with mirrors man.

Have you ever wondered why the Jerky Boys and Touch Tone Terrorist are both prank callers? Blade: We're all morons, losers, high, drunk, etc. Hey Willie I want your sac. I'm a man with a hard on. Wille say: Y'all gonna be ma' call mate bitch. Hey guys How much wood could a wood chuck suck if a wood chuck couln't fuck and suck ? Hey Willie I know how you can get hot girls and have them not stock you. Dig up girls from the grave yard and fuck there dead bodies. Doesn't sex with a dead body sound like fun? Wille say: Rap with Blade 'bout 'dis. Blade: Dude I used to work at a morgue. I got 'em fresh - before they were buried. Grave diggers got sloppy seconds.

My granny wears combat boots and yours doesn't so ha! Willie say: My mama's mama said YO mama GOT no mama n' never had no mama.

Dude Where's Jimmy Hendrix? Blade: His soul is in my body.

Yo Rap: Man, Willie, yo ho's oughtta be douchin' with Drano an' Lysol, if they dat skanky alla time! If you got any Drano left, dat is, after yo buds through conkin' their 'fros to look like honkies instead a stupid groids.Willie say: Jus' as long as they bring me ma' malt liquor when I sit ma' hairy ass down to watch Jerry.

Yo Rap: Good, excellent....way above the average. Great work guys! Willie: I got's a WART on ma' NOODLE.

YO RAP: You mofo's all about going on with your bad homie-boy selves. And I don't be bull-shooting you. I'm for real. Poppycock badbeer@beer.com Willie: Ain't no JIVE'N go'n on. Ain't no slack to be cut. Coudn't cut it with a TRASH compactorizor if it had to be.

Comments: Hey do you guys think your good at prank calling? I know you will respond trying to be a hilarious put down its kind of predictable that your reply will try to be funny. Touch-Tone Terrorists: No. We suck bad. This site is NOT for mature audiences either.

Your Vibes: I know what you did last summer! Blade says: Did you see me at the gas station? What's your favorite scary movie? Willie say: The one with Jennifer Love. I wanna be her monkey man. Hi we have to ask you this question from the national health departmeant. Is your refridgeratror running? Blade says: What frig? I live in my van. My grow lights work fine man.

Comments: What Kind Of Fancy E-kwipmint do yall uze fer rekordin' yer prank calls? cuz they sound rite purdy. ya dang city people....... www.geocities.com/hollywood/trailer/2611 Stu Jaimison: A Gentner SPH-3A phone hybrid. Then ya gotta master it with Steinberg's Wave Lab. Buy the Loudness Maximizer plug-in and the DeNoiser plug-in.

Yo Rap: Say Willie! You said you dig Jerry Springer so go see his movie! It got lotsa dem skanky hos, chocolate and vanilla ho's too! Luv ya you damn panty sniffin preee-vert!! Willie say: Too hot fo' TV - Dat's whut I digs me! Bitches pull'n each otha' hair 'n show'n they high heels upside each otha' head. I needs me to go to Chi-town 'n get ma' hairy ass on TV! All da' bitches that watch da show needs they to watch ma beautiful face on TV, see.

Yo Rap: ((((( HEY WILLIE, ))))) REMEMBER ME? THE ONE THAT SAID YOUR WOMEN GOT HIT BY A TRAIN. WELL I STILL THINK SOOOO. SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SELF FOR REAL WILLIE. DO YOU REALLY LIKE YOUR WOMEN FAT AND UGLY? OR ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT SHIT!!! AND WILLIE I'VE NEVER SEEN YOUR MOTHER TO SAY ANY THING ABOUT HER. IF SHE IS LABELED AS YOUR MOM I'M SURE NO BODY WOULD SAY ANY THING ABOUT HER. WELL WILLIE I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW DAYS TO SEE YOU AGAIN. CHOW WILLIE, THE VERY PRETTY WHITE WOMEN. Willie say: Damn woman! I digs me da FINE bitches with juicey squacks 'n a hunga' fo' savorize'n ma' NOODLE! Dat's why Jennifer Love 'n Cindy Crawfish all let me shine they HUBCAPS. All da ho's dig me 'cuz I'm a doctor!

Yo rap: YOU GUYS SUCK IT'S ALL ABOUT DOS PENDEJOES.THE BEST CRANK CALLERS IN HISTORY !!!!!!YOULL HEAR MORE OF US IN DUE TIME SO TILL THEN KEEP UP THE CORN BALL SHTICK THAT YOUR DOING!!! Tic Tac dIce: eH choLo! Tu mAdrE chispA Mi juEvas! Yo cHinGa tu hERmaNa tOdaS Las diAs! Willie say: Yeah but ..Someday ...If I ...When I ... Maybe if you is come down to my junkyard! 9525 257th Street. Bring YO pimpy ass DoWn!

Your Vibes: Pretty cool stuff. Welcome to the Communist Party! WWW.USSR.ORG Blade says: Cool man! Lets all drink Stoli, listen to the "Back in the USSR", and call up look'n for jobs. If they think we're a bunch of drunks then that's tough Shitski's!

Yer Yak: O my flea-bitten hod -- you varmits are a pubic disgrace to everyuthing that is redneck!!!! -- You guys suck seriouus ass -- Oh and I liked the liked the uh.. pornpage(-: So long lard asses Jim Bob says: I'm gonna have Willie s-s-stick a ROACH in your LUNCH-BOX boy. Don't make me put on my boxing gloves!

Comments: Willie your mother so ugly the ants dont want to live in her pants! Jim Bob you gonna be my monkey man & Blade why dont you sell your sperm for some extra bucks? hey willie when your momma's momma said my momma was ugly she was right. she makes your old lady and her friends look like celebrites. I ain't lyin'. she may be small but she is tough. I even heard she made jim bob cry like baby maybe you can straighten her and her boyfriend out unless you're scared. Willie say: I'm fix'n to stick a earwig in YO lunch-box boy! I think's me that you is got butt pnemonia from sit'n on yo mama's toilet seat!

YO RAP: ?R3802 U R Y. Willie rap back: Goddamitt! Listen to me dammit! Whut the fuck is you gots to say dammit? Quit YO JIVE'N dammit! Cut me sum slack too. I is be gotten to take a DUMP in YO mailbox-O-sum shit. Quit YO JIVE'N!!!!!!!!

YO PHAT RAP: Yo Willie I could dig chompin' on some butta greens an trackin on through tha garden. Man yo should be goin down to tha kernal, slidin him fi, gettin a bread box to go, mash potatos hold de soul, corn cobb anna roll mutha fucka fo di bofe-a-dus. Dat shit done crack me up! Love EVIL TOM !!! Willie say: Damn mo fo! How is YO lanky ass been? I be always kick'n it at YO web site www.vertigochildren.com . We gots to find we sum fine ass bitches, bring 'em back to ma' CRIB and get one-O-dem groovy felch'n tubes and stick a fist full-O-fun up they booties! Listen up holmes: I wuz at Venus da otha' night and sum bitch start grope'n ma' noodle 'n shitt. Why come we ain't get her n' her bitch friend S'Cretia 'n put our SOUL up side they holes?

Yo Rap: Hey willie you're doin' good pranking please post more calls I've got all the calls on this website, I need new ones. If you do I may give ya some phone numbers of some of the finest girls I know whaddya say willie Willie say: Goddamit mo fo! If you is gots da same damn numba from Arkansas then foget dat shit. I wanna talk to sum otha' NEW bitches n' shitt. I is gots too many bitches call'n ma' famous ass up to play with ma' NOODLE. Tell 'em to wait in the mutha' fuck'n LINE 'n shit holmes. I is be the sexiest man ALIVE. I ain't got TIME fo' dis shit. Dig?

YO RAP: Willie, Your calls kick ass, maaaannn. Willie say: I be gotten to fixen you up with 5 hubcaps fo' the price of 5!

Yo RaP: WILLIE, HIYEAH MAN WHATS UP WITH YOU AND THOSE CHICKS OF YOURS? CAN'T HELP BUT THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER MAN! GET SOME REAL PUSSY WILLIE!! GOTTA GO MAN. WAKE UP!!!!! Willie say: I gots me a date with Jennifa' Love Hewitt tomorra'. I mona stick ma' jumbo sized tootsie roll upside her nappy dugout. I digs me that squack. I can be her monkey man in a phat way! Thems pic's of da bitches just be ma' ho's work'n da streets. They brings me da cash so I can buy me mo' malt liqua' and pay fo' cable to watch World Wrestli'n Federa-shun. I don't do shit.

Yo RaP: Yo mama is so fat, She makes your gran mamma' look skinny! Willie say: When you wuz born YO mamma thought you was a detached vaginal hemmorhoid. So quit YO JIVE'N.

Yo Rap: Hey willie thanks for posting that call I needed that. Who knows I may buy the CD. Willie say: Wuchoo talk'n 'bout Willis?

Your Vibes: fuck you, you burn out hippie bastard. i'll jam a lava lamp up your rotten ass hole mother fucker. and the only way you played with frank marino is flogging your worm listening to mahogany rush live, as you spurt your tad pole vomit into your dogs mouth. your so tripped out, i bet your dog acid has a spiritual experience every time that poor miserable mutt sucks your foreskin dick. the only thing you remember about woodstock is fucking a sheep during, i wanna get you higher by sly and the family stone. you need to hang yourself. EVIL TOM!!! dude, can i score some reef??? Blade says: Dude you're flat line'n totally. I might have to shove a 8-track tape of the Carpenters up yer bungis, then I'll light it on fire and parade you around at Venice Beach in front of all the freaks. Dude I've jammed with Hendrix, toured with Frank Marino, jammed with Jefferson Airplane, and been on the cover of Time magazine because I had the balls to swim in the mud at Woodstock ...all before you were out of diapers. I'm a rock star. I got some KGB stocked and ready to sell for cheap. Can I score some crystal meth, syringes and herion?

Yo rap: willie, you sound like a big black hairy assed nigger. ET Willie say: Bring YO mutha fuck'n white ass down to my JUNKyard.

Yo Rap: you retarded hillbilly sister fucking donkey sucking reject from society. you're a studdering john, why don't you join the army so they can reject you boy. i wanna roll you down a fight of stairs so your crippled ass can shit in your diaper. have you tried chewing on a stick of dynamite !!! EVIL TOM XXX Jim Bob says: Yer a MOW-RON. I might be dentally inpaired but I chew tobacco becuz I'm a r-r-real man! I used to compete in the special olypics B-B-BOXING division too. So you better watch yer anatomically correct city b-b-b-boy slack ass!

Yo Rap: I still urinizes my pants every time I access your site. We enjoyed hell out of the $1.00 tape and rectummend it to all the repugnantones that are hell bent on impeaching the pres for doing what any guy with a y-chromosome or a good stiff... well you know what I mean... Anyway, keep shining those hubcaps and doing the gynecolology. Someday you're gonna find a skanky cat that needs a shiny new hubcap for a whatchamacallit. One of those frisbees they stuff in de twat to keep from birthinizin' more little bastoids. Keep up the good work, the stiff upper whatchamacallit, and the gynecological work. Willie say: 1 vagina 2 vagina 3, Bitches & Ho's. It's one squack after anotha' in the gadanga bid'ness. I'll send you sum pictures of Rosanne's squack. There be a high pro-bi-blity dat you might go BLIND & not be able to recognitize YO name.
Yo Rap:
I Want You To Call This Guy..... His Name Is Henry And His Phone Number Is (520)753-4429.... Say Anything To Him...Just Make It Funny if you dont put the calls on yer page, then send them to crankcallers@lycosmail.com i might put them on my tape with the calls I made to him..... THANKS Willie say: I jingled him at 4:30 A.M. to wish his lanky ass a happy DAMN New Year.
Yo Rap:
Willie, i got's mez a prolem. I'z know round here as da pimp wit da palace pinto a puzzy pleazure, & i make mah bitchez fuck in mah pinto wit dey customerz. Da prolem iz da bitchaz say dey get sick & dizzy from da fackin gas fumez, & i alsready had one bitch-o-mine die but i gotz no money tah fuckin get a new ride. What shood i do my black buffy brutha? Willie say: Damn nigga! You is upside shit creek! Git dat dead bitch outta YO ride! Da smell won't go away fo' 99 1/2 dayz, so you is better best lay low fo' a while. Jus' git yoself a bottle of Old Chicken and CHILL.
Yer Yak:
hi jimmmy ant you on my bed i am blonde big boobs andi want you Jim Bob: I b-b-bet you got a perdy s-s-snatch patch too!YEAH THIS IS ROGER PRICKLE HERE YOU DUMB FUCKS! I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT YOU SUCK AND YOU ARE RETARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jim Bob: Clean ma' bed pan boy!
Yo rock:
rap sucks ass Willie say: I beat YO butt with a fungo bat.
Yo rap:
Jason Attaway wrote:http://geocities.com/hollywood/chateau/1108/. CHECK THIS OUT AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY YOU SUCK! YOUR CALLS DON'T EVEN COMPARE TO OUR'S. THOSE CALLS WERE ALRIGHT BUT NOTHING COMPARED TO OUR'S. COME AT ME WITH SOME GOOD SHIT. DID YOU LISTEN TO OUR CALLS? THATS NOT EVEN OUR BEST SHIT. WE HAVE 14 OTHER PRANKS THAT BLOW THEM OUT OF THE WATER. THOSE ARE THE ONES GOING ON OUR CD. WE ALSO HAVE OUR SONG ON THERE( THE PHONE DON FUNK ).DO YOU GOT NUTS AND BOLTS LOOSE IN YOUR HEAD SON? PHONE DONS ARE GREAT. WE RULE. AS FAR AS YOU GETTING BORED FROM LISTENING TO OUR CALLS, I KNOW THATS A LIE. YOUR PROBABLY LUCKY YOU DID'NT DIE LAUGHING. YOU PROBABLY PICKED UP A FEW POINTERS ON HOW TO MAKE A REAL PRANK PHONE CALL. YOU ARE FAKE AND YOU KNOW IT, I'M JUST TRYING TO EXPOSE IT. SEE U LATER TARDS. LOOK AT OUR REALLY GREAT PAGE: http://geocities.com/hollywood/chateau/1108/Willie say: You in the wrong neighborhood boy! Any homies wanna give his lanky ass an attitude alterization?
Yo Rap:
Hey Blade Tom Townsend hear you're pretty Funny there stud but the Don's are better!! Willie say: French Lick ma' hairy, cheese covered, grapefruit sized BALLS.
Yo Rap:
Junkyard Willie, we want you to run fo prezdent! Willie say: How 'bout KING? I be aready da king of ma kitchen. The roaches know it. So do ma old lady.
Yo Rap:
Junkyard Willie, big manly black people do look like you! You should flaunt your manly African features, and bang some bitches! Willie say: I can make any bitch scream with a wave of ma NOODLE. All I have to do is show it to her.
Yo Rap:
My old lady has a nasty skankty stink thing goin on when she's raggin. We tried bondo , now she retains water real bad.Any suggestion? Willie say: Invest ALL yo cash money in overseas landfills (so she can't get half), then get yoself da hell outta dodge, then find yoself a fine ass peice-O-squack..
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lalalala...whatever Willie say: Speak up BOY. You'll wish you kood (scream fo help) when I shove ma big, FAT, hairy, wart covered, black dick in YO pretty, pink mouth BOY. Ever see "Deliverance"? Ever serve TIME? Who wuz YO cell mate?
Yo Rap:
HEY WHATS UP I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SAY HI!! KARA Willie say: How round is YO bootie? Need YO hubcaps shined? Time fo YO Examinization?
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Hey Willie, you gonna give Monica Lewinsky yo noodle too? Willie say: I can't cuz she's one-O-ma patients. She came in one time wid vaginal itch. Ma' noodle wuz flat like linguini 'n shit.
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Hey Willie, I am a stripper in LA. You wanna pull my wool? Shine my hubcaps? I eat your chocolate cheeks! Willie say: Take a bite outta mah ASS!? Damn bitch! You mus' be work'n at da JET. But dat's OK - I like it STANKY.
YO Rap:
BRING BACK THE FUCKING LIQOUR STORE PRANK! wE WANT MORE EBONICS! I SHAT MY PANTS AFTER THAT ONE! Clarence say: Damn MO fo! Du bittee bot bow! But ho dee do fo da bro wid da fro at da licka' sto.
Yo Rap:
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Did that talent agent bitch make yo take her call down. Get Blade to call her and mellow her out! Blade: I'm go'n to Joshua Tree to watch the UFO's land this weekend. If she hasn't signed the release form by the time I get back then I'll hurl on her door step.
Yo Rap:
Do you wanna examinize Queen Elizabeth? Willie say: Once a year she send me a video of her squack. Then I examinize it. One time she had a nazdy bad yeast infection. I filled her out a subscription fo' sum Monostat 7 and some Sprunt and sent it Air Mail 'n shit.
Yo Rap:
Good Evening? what's the big idea calling me at 4:30 in the mother fuckin morning...you bitch...willie, im gonna give you a paper cut with my govt' check, shove my 8 inch dildo up yer ass, and run you over with my wheelchair... you filthy anal infection..!!! Henry..753-4429. Willie Say: I called YO damn ass up to wish YO ass a happy damn New Year. Don't start get act'n all JIVE headed 'n shit!
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Yo willie me exgirlfriend was total ragged out when I got done with her and I kinda fell guilt. Is there anything I can do to tighten that bitch up? p.s. i can't find my testicles. Willie Say: Wuz she walk'n all BO-legged too? You musta tapped dat bitch good son. Go get yoself anotha bitch.
Yo Rap:
Y'all are all about going on with your bad selves! Willie Say: Dig it Jackson. Pretty soon we gonna have gravy on our grits 'n shit too.
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Hey it's me wid de bondo bitch, I did what you said n bought that land fill overseas ...in Kentucky ..I ran that skankty bitch off n got me a new youngin.. now I can't tell if the stank is from my yard or the new tang.....what now?????? Willie Say: If it be a BAD stank you is smell'n then it be from da bitch cuz garbage don't smell. Garbage smell good - like fresh cut daiseys. Keep on investicize'n in thems landfills and we can monopolate the trash bid'ness.
Yer yak:
Hey jim bob great job on that survey you did. Jim Bob: It's a lame ass, cow poke job call'n up stock broke'n, cattle rust'n city slickers. I wish I was a Hell's Angel or Rumble Bunny or Hell's Tumbleweed or an Electric Iguana 'nstead.
Yo Rap:
I's a gonna dig thru yo trash boy!!!!EVIL TOM Willie say: I mona take a dump on Yo doorstep.
YO RAP:
Willie I am klan nigga. I'll steal yo trash and feed it to yo fat mother. right after that bitch sucks my dick. willie yo smelly ass will have to deal with an arian klan mother fucka. peace willie. Willie say: I'm a red neck porch monkey. I make YO mama pop da puss filled pimples off ma big ole' hairy fat ASS. Then that ho can lick it up afta' she apply sum ointment to ma wart covered NOODLE. YO Confederate Flag waive'n white ass gonna have to deal with a garbage collecte'n, cross-eyed JIVE honky from the ghetto. Lets get we sum malt licka & sum fine ass Beverly Hills bitches.
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yo g funka faggots Willie say: Go suck YO mama dick like you been do'n all alowg.
Yer Yak:
yo' this is the funny't thing' , me & my mates have heard in a long time, !!!! We're from England, & would love a personal Email, from the gang, stutter's n' all'. All the best - Dave (earthling) Jim Bob: Holy bean dip! Do they have dude ranches in England? Are you peypole from London? We sent some CD's to a few stations there. Whut yer e-mail address? You know you can buy the CD with yer credit card for $14 now and dat includes da trip across da globe.Willie say: The wart on ma' NOODLE is gots fungis on there 'n shit.
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HEy, I AM JIMBOB so go AND SUCK IT Jim Bob: Yer sister plays perdy good pocket pool hall with ma pecker. Willie say: Leave Jim Bob alone. Don't make me put a whip'n on YO mutha fuck'n cracker ass jive-headed jive talk'n bald-headed leprechaun..

Yo Rap: Dudes, those alta pista pranks were hardcore! I'm still in tears over that lawnmower one. Kick ass! Willie say: I pissed on ma cousin Leroy over dat call myself.

Yo Rap: ouy ysug kcus syros ssa isnep!!!! Willie say: Ooo ga Boo ga!

Yo Rap: Yo man howd you get those chicas my friend Aaron would like to know hes such a loser he can'tt get a date. So ASshole can you please fucken help him? Luv Ya, Ceraphine Stu Jaimison says: Aaron should get some plastic surgery 'cause his face looks like it got run over by a Mack truck. With a strange ass name like Ceraphine you should change it for increased mattress thrashing.

Jeromy the Phone Dud gets SLAMED: ya'll shit is fake. using voice changers is weak. pranking is a art, not some fake ass scripted bullshit Actually The Phone Don's are more than one. More than one person does the calls also. The Coalition is up to about 50. Blade says: The "Coalition" is one bored, jeolous, and lonely Phone Dud in his room with his computer and an inferiority complex. Up to 50? You don't even get 50 hits to your page in a week. You must be talking about IQ.

Comments: YO WILLIE! DIS BOY WILL HOOK YO UP IN DA MOVIES! Jordan Beswick NY Casting Director is currently casting a feature film set to start shooting in NC. Anyone interested can call 1 888 974-8311 Willie say: Is it be OK if I gots me a WART on ma' NOODLE?

Comments: I really like this site... Willie say: Lemme be YO monkey man!

Phone Dud rap: http://home.pacbell.net/repete00/prankcall.htm I know who you are. - The Coalition of Jeromy Stu: Do we have a genius in the room? I know who I am. So do we. We're all squared away.

Yer Yak: Hi Jim Bob - I'm Phanny - the one who stole your most excellent picture for her own board. Sorry - I just loved it. I left you a message there. Come back. And put more stuff on your site!!!! P.S. You write real well for a retarded guy. Jim Bob: My PEY-niss w-w-work perdy good fer a REY-tard too.

Rap: 01506415521 ask for bj Willie say: Ask fo a B.J.? Whut's da bitch's name? Is she dat good?

Rap: willie,all of your messages kick serious ass. e mail address is binky/jazz@prodigy.net Willie say: I be gotten to be everybud monkey man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Peace, out.