| "Jim Bob the Inbred Hillbilly" |
ABOVE: Jim Bob enjoys a little afternoon phone sex in his driveway
"I'm a BAD man" - Jim Bob
Check Out Jim Bob's Boxing T-Shirts!
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Hammer right punch packs some power! |
A former special Olympics boxing division competitor . . .Weighing in at 133 lbs. . . he's known for his crippled left hook, and his bad ass brother's short temper . . . it's Jim Bob the Inbred Retarded Hillbilly!
HOME: Gator's Creek, Georgia.
Occupation: Professional prank phone caller
Likes: Pabst Blue Ribbon, annual family reunion BBQ at Dan Quale's fancy estate, bad-ass brother Tex's biker girlfriend, grandpa's home recipe grain alcohol moonshine, supermodel Sandy Crawfish, "Old Chicken" brand Bourbon, sister Daisy's crab hole, Lynard Skynard, Molly Hatchet,
Dislikes: City people, city people in fast cars, paved roads, saddle sores, technology, smog, white collars, import beer, anatomically correct teeth, motorized vehicles, etc.
Listen why everyone wants to beat the crap out of Jim Bob's inbred, retarded, handicapped, skinny ass . . .
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 City Brake CD#1 |
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| Mongoloid Moron
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| Rent-A-Car
CD#4 |
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| Retarded Water Survey
CD#2 |
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| Scooter's Lawnmowers & Parts | RealAudio 153K | |
| Locksmith | RealAudio 47K | |
| 976-JIM-BOB | RealAudio 203K | |
| Scooter's
Transmissions CD#1 |
Buy the damn CD! | |
| Red Neck Insurance Rep CD#4 |
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| Scooter Roof'n CD#1 |
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| Scooter's Generators CD#2 |
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| Scooter's Refund CD#2 |
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Buy the CD you "flat-footed LUG"
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Jan. 9, 2000