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COMEDIANS
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Home of the Tube Bar prank calls to "Red". Is Bill Loni there? |
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Evil Dave Letterman - Here's a clip from the Howard Stern radio show. Listen to the "Dave" that you never would hear on TV. "Dave" gets to be his real crude self on the radio. |
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Here's what I'm doing these days now that I've retired from prank calls. |
My favorite pranks by UNsigned pranksters
note: These are all unsolicited. Please no requests to be listed here! Again these are unsigned pranksters...
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"Dimension Cable Repair" BEST KEPT PRANK CALL SECRETS! There are only 3 of these inbound calls on the "Studio Q Christmas CD". Plus there's 2 other inbound calls to the same guy. These calls are diamonds in the rough. Barely anyone has heard these calls. Good luck finding a tape of these. It's rare! Released by a recording studio in Nebraska! A guy gets assigned a new phone number that used to belong to the repair department for a company called "Dimension Cable". So he has a field day being abusive with customers who fully believe that they have dialed the right number. Here's the 4 best (of the 5) incoming calls for "Dimension Cable".
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Hollywood 7'Eleven call
This call was made shortly after the Persian Gulf war when foreigner phobia was at an all time high. Jones-Z pretends to be an Iraqi convenience store owner, wanting this rock 'n roller dude to deliver ice cream to another 7-11 store. This call gradually erupts into anger. Before you know it the 7-11 employee is rounding up support from the customers in his store!!! click here to hear call at Jonesy's page! |
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White - by Mark Knopfler (not with Dire Straights)
This call is very cruel but downright hilarious! I also like this prankster's laid back style that comes across as unpretentious and very believable - an X-factor that few pranksters have. The prankster calls up asking for some guy's wife. He casually torments the husband by pushing his buttons at just the right time. I remember seeing a website for this guy a few years ago, but I think it is no longer up. If anyone has any info let me know. RealAudio (very compressed file) |
| "I See O.J." - Perhaps the most infamous prank. How many pranksters can manage to get on and talk to Peter Jennings during something as epic as the OJ Chase? I appreciate this call MORE because I was fortunate enough to have been watching ABC as this call unfolded live!!! I had already been in a trance for hours as this event was unfolding. Even fans at a New York Knicks playoff game were watching THIS event in the back halls of the arena rather than watching the game!!! Anyway my ears perked up from the very start of this call. I was thinking "this guy is a phony and Peter doesn't even know it!" Then he dropped the bomb and I was like "Oh my God. This Howard Stern listener has pulled off the ultimate yank of all time!" I was laughing my ass off! Amazing that Peter didn't catch the phony "black" dialect coming from a supposed neighbor of O.J's in multi-million dollar Brentwood. NOTE: Sometimes people erroneously name Ponce De La Phone OR Captain Janks as the perpetrator behind this call, but this one is the work of someone else. Let me know if you know who. RealAudio |
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Palsy Telethon - by Captain
Janks
This call is funny on so many levels... First of all Captain Janks has fooled the screeners into thinking that he's Cathy Lee Gifford! Over the phone lines it really does sound like her. 2nd of all he has stooped to an all-time LOW by turning a Cerebral Palsy Telethon into a forum for a shameless prank! Thirdly he compounds the hilarity by portraying Cathy Lee as selfish..."We're fortunate that Cody and Cassidy are healthy". It's as if to say "We're sure glad that our kids don't have cerebral palsy". Finally after stringing them along for a while "Cathy Lee" (Janks) dramatically puts the dagger in 'em by conceding, "I would love to make hot monkey love to Howard Stern". The hilarity is amplified when the host Dennis James gets rattled, then continues to dwell on it. Despite the urging of Florence Henderson, Dennis just can't let it rest. RealAudio |
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Phil Hendrie Radio Show
This show is so great because it is absolutely a one of a kind. Nobody else is doing this kind of a radio show. Very few COULD if they wanted to! Basically Phil performs the voices of his wacko "guests", whom he interviews over the phone (or so it sounds that way as he quickly toggles back and forth between his high fidelity studio microphone and a low quality "phone" feed). There's always a new listener who isn't in on the joke and who calls the show to argue with Phil's "guests". That's when it gets fun! The show is also great because it's TOPICAL. Phil always manages to come up with something that ties in with the news of the day, but with a VERY controversial twist that is sure to incense unsuspecting listeners. For example in 2002 he often portrayed a stereotypical "Catholic Priest" character that defends his propensity to take little peeks at alter boy bottoms. When Phil is ON to a great topical bit and an angry listener is calling in then look out! It's like a brand new prank call unfolding LIVE before your ears! For good reason this show is syndicated to tons of cities from the flagship station, 640 AM KFI Los Angeles. RealAudio 768 K This is just one of so many classics. Usually there's about 2 really good bits per show. In this bit the outspoken "Bobbie Dooley" and her husband "Steve" allow under-aged kids to have sex at the Dooley house because "they're gonna have sex ANYWAY" and they might have sex somewhere that is unsafe. It is then revealed that Steve Dooley got out of the hot tub nude with an erection, while the kids are having their party around them. "The cobra's out of the cage!" |
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Pick Me Up - by Lucius Tate
Prank calls recorded back in the 70's by a guy in Texas. "Leon Johnson" gets this older black couple really angry. Just a funny damn call. "But you IS my momma." RealAudio |
Religious, conservative, right-wing America reared it's ugly face recently when the producers of American Idol booted Frenchie Davis off the show (because she had previously posed for lingerie photos for a website). Did Frenchie make the mistake of posing for the photos? NO!! She made the mistake of being honest and upfront with FOX! The lesson learned from all of this is clear...
LIE! LIE! LIE!
We're not talking about murder here, or even lying on a job application. This would amount to nothing more than a "white lie" (or omission of truth) used in order to compete in a friggin' talent show. Not a crime!!! Who are TV producers to impose their OWN conservative morals on contestants? For future American Idol contestants and Miss America contestants, you should know that you're not going to incriminate yourself if you fail to disclose that you posed for nude photos. If and when nude pictures turn up, then you would explain them away as PhotoShop fakes. Lie! Lie! Lie!
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http://socialcrime.com - The Social Crime Syndicate show with your host Pedge Jameson
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Commercial airplay of TTT... Howard Stern | Big Radio - Youngstown | Johnny Dare - KC | CRANK YANKERS Dwyer and Michaels - Davenport | Jerry Kidd - Binghamton | Jo Jo - Miami XMRadio | Spud Brothers - Boise | the Fish - Cincinnati | Regular Guys - Atlanta Wake Up Crew - Memphis | Teen Talk USA - Providence | Kid and Rubin - Phoenix Big Dogs - Fargo | KVMI - Fargo | Steve & DC - St. Louis
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www.RadioPrank.com - All prank calls all the time
| WCSB- We're told that Cleveland State University's radio station has been airing TTT on the 669 show. |
MUSIC
Greg Benz - I don't know if you call it techno, trance, electronica, house or whatever. This guy has an ethereal edge that is cool. Check out this low quality, mono MP3 clip. If you like then download the first zip file on his site.
War related stuff
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American - When the US retaliated against the Taliban, anti-American protests were held in places like Sweden and Germany in addition to every Arab country.
France has caved in to the war on terrorism just as they caved in to the
Nazis. France will be 25% Muslim by the year 2025. Muslims are all jealous of
America's wealth and they want to kill us all. So say NO to "globalism"
and buy
American! If you insist then buy from our neighbors in Canada and
Mexico. It's OK to buy products made in Italy, England, Australia and
Spain too. They all support the US.
You'd be surprised what everyday products and services are owned by foreign companies. Here's a small sampling...
CLICK HERE for a list of American made cars. Still can't find a car you like? Buy a Honda Civic Hybrid and use less Arab oil! Also stop buying cars that get less than 30 miles per gallon! Too much US gas is imported from nations that breed terrorists. Keep them in the stone age by purchasing a fuel efficient car next time! Soccer mom's who drive SUV's are patronizing terrorist nations! You've seen the anti-drug commercials that blame kids for murder. Well why not blame soccer moms, hot rod enthusiasts, and people who drive pick-ups for sponsoring terrorism. |
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No Such Thing As Doomsday - How to be prepared for war. How to build a fallout shelter in your basement. No basement? 18 inches of earth is all that it takes to protect yourself from nuclear fallout radiation. This book can actually be downloaded for free off the net (but your eyes will hate you for trying to read nearly 400 pages off a computer screen). www.EmergencyEssentials.com - Order canned wheat, beans, water storage drums, grain mills, etc. Nuclear War Survival Skills - Free book download. Rather complex reading. Read "No Such Thing as Doomsday" first. Read this book as supplemental reading. |
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Colloidal Silver - May be your only defense against a biological terrorist attack! Currently there is no real cure for ebola. What if terrorists use an antibiotic-resistant strain of anthrax or vaccine-resistant strain of smallpox on us? Then what? WHAT IS C.S.? Colloidal Silver is an all-natural substance consisting of sub-microscopic clusters of silver held in a suspension of pure ionized water by a tiny electric charge placed on each particle. Because no known disease causing organism can live in the presence of even minute traces of the chemical element of metallic silver, colloidal silver is effective against more than 650 different disease causing pathogens. HAS IT BEEN CLINICALLY TESTED? YES! Colloidal Silver has been successfully tested at the UCLA Medical Labs where it killed every virus on which it was tested. CS was once used in hospitals before penicillin was discovered. Keep in mind that CS is said to only keep "fresh" for about a month, therefore you should NOT buy colloidal silver that is already bottled. It is probably too old. Instead make your OWN with a generator. Also get a high quality one that produces it in small particle size. Your generator should produce a finished product that has CLEAR water not yellow or brown. BE SURE and take the proper amount!!! If taken at hundreds of times the proper amount a permanent permanent skin discoloration called Argyria can result. So follow the directions. Don't take this stuff on a regular basis. Take it only for when a bio terror attack begins or when you start to get sick during a bio attack. |
TTT Related (alphabetical order)
AAA Tom Martin's TTT Drawings - Tom is the actual guy who draws the TTT art work! You gotta check out Old Man Louie and the rest of the Junkyard Willie drawings. Tom is also available for hire if you've got a project.
Cloud10.org - Tripy vibes and freaky stuff! Have a twisted drawing of Willie that may give you the Willies! Go there and wig out dude.
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DeansPlanet.com TTT interview! |
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Luny's World - Features a TTT interview from July 2004. |
www.MyJokeMail.com - Need to have your funny bone tickled daily? Has TTT page as well.
Prankorama.com - Has a complete article on Junkyard Willie and Co. including an explanation on how the hijacked calls happen.
Purple Monkey Dishwasher zine: Please note that the address info on this page is incorrect and outdated. These cats have been TT fans since the beginning - like 4 years ago! Trashy zine from the land down under. "Junkyard" Willie saves ALL issues! Current issue has Touch-Tone Terrorists interview! You NEED to read it!!!
Touch-Tone Terrorists - Basic info
Do it Yourself Plastic Surgery - Willie's page
Joey Boots - Famous for banging Leanna Heart on one of the Stern shows. Also famous for spilling a box full of mice on Cathy Lee Gifford at a book store signing party! Also Yosef Bootski from the LAX shooting and numerous other prank calls aired on the show. Or most recently he got Icy Hot on his nut-sack in exchange for winning $2,000 and a trip. Ouch!!! Plus he has a book coming out about prank letters to celebs, etc.
Captain Janks - King of calls to radio stations and TV stations! He has gotten through to Donahue, Rosie, Peter Jennings, etc. A true disciple of Stern! ALSO: (As part of a tabloid magazine assignment) Junkyard Willie and Janks once busted down Rosie O'Donnel's door in search of photos of her lesbian flings - only to be stopped short by a barricade of millions of empty twinkee wrappers.
www.carlfm.com - Carl once called the show asking for Jackie Martling to autograph his COMPUTER because Carl downloaded Jackie's entire "F Jackie" CD off Napster.
Colt .40 Feinberg - "Greatest black comedian of all time" says Howard. His fro is almost as big as his rap. The first time I heard him on Stern he was making funny impromptu comments. Funny dude!
www.deewhiterapper.com - Likes to call in to the show and rattle celebrity guests! He asks the questions even Howard won't ask.
Dean's Planet - Check out celebs without makeup! Also blue prints of Howard's Apartment!
www.JeffTheDrunk.com - Self explanatory. He's drunk and he's lookin' for some skanky ho's!!!
Jim Florentine - is Terrorizing Telemarketers! - You've heard his prank calls on Howard Stern! Also Special Ed and others as heard on Crank Yankers. As heard on Stuttering John's comedy tour too!
High Pitch Eric - Connoisseur of beer and porn stars... but NOT fish! He's terrified of fish!
Howard Stern Message Board - Mouth off about whatever is on your mind about the show!
Kenneth Keith - Like the real life brother of Spikoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High ....Or 60's Burn Out Blade's brother in a different life! Eats his own hair, blows smoke out eyes, sets off fireworks around his privates!
www.KOAM.com - Howard Stern Show: info and LINKS to stuff you heard on the show! Including links to industry and media stories about the Stern show (ex- ratings in various markets). Site is delayed however and not updated until the next day.
ManQueer - Anti-Mancow page. Tribute to an inferior imitator of Stern: Mancow. Man Queer airs TTT and NEVER tells his listeners WHAT he's playing. Free speech radio network? What a crock! Free for Man Queer is what it is. Now you know "the Truth"!!!
www.MarksFriggin.com - Did you miss Stern? Read a daily synopsis of each show! Usually you can read about what happened on the show within HOURS after the show ends!!!
the Ozzy Prank calls - Some guy who does a great Ozzy impression pranks High Pitch Eric. I believe that one of the final frontiers of prank calling will be celebrity impersonators doing prank calls. What else is there to do??!! Imagine if Evil David Letterman starts doing prank calls too!
Sol the Stockbroker - Trade stocks? More like trade insults with Gary Del A'Bate. Lighting of the teeth, etc.
www.SternFanNetwork.com - This site picks up where the show leaves off. Site invites you to participate in death pool, chat rooms, song parody entries, much more! Have a question related to the Stern show that you want answered in real time? Go to the "general discussion" forum and connect with HARD CORE Stern fans 24/7. Very advanced, top notch site that must have been designed by a programmer.
www.zumadogg.com - You've heard his bits on Stern PLUS you saw him doing a "battle of the rappers" on the E! show. A west coast wack pack mamma jamma with his own Cable TV show. Howard has also aired his rap about "Howard's been talking for 4 hours straight. He's gotta take a break to pee sometime!"
E! Show TV Guide - See weeks in advance what's gonna be on Stern's E! show!
Prank sites (alphabetical order)
Prank Call Central - From A to Z, and from popular to obscure, this site has a huge selection of prank and comedy CD's for sale.
Looking for a record deal? Think again! - My page of information and advice to protect and serve my fellow artists. I know all too well about people getting burned by "the business" so don't fail to read this page.
www.badlymistaken.com - Some badly mistaken sickos have mistaken "Miss Taken" for a woman! Now they've also been badly embarrassed by the posting of these calls.
Blackout's Box - The dude who brought you "Roooksneitzsnien Scociety", an insane 10 minute call to a 411 operator.
Bubba Johnson & Company (AKA Lucius Tate) - Leon Johnson is one twisted mo fo! Willie is be gots only two words-O-rap to say 'bout 'dis here dude's web page . . . If you like Junkyard Willie then check out "Leon"!
Disturbed Idiot Pranksters = COOL! 60's Burn Out Blade wigs out with these dudes watch'n lava lamps. Crank Calls and more!
Latrine!!! Truly rare art! This type of humor can only be found on the walls of Junkyard Willie's outhouse. For a good time call this site.
The Phantom Callers - Check out Crank Calls Central - PRANK CALLS, CRANK CALLS. Also has lots of calls from various signed and unsigned artists.
www.phonelosers.org - A hacker and a scholar
The Spam Avenger - One man's attempt to rid the world of unsolicited email
Jonesy's Page - World famous Hollywood 7-Eleven crank call!
Buy B-roll stock footage of Los
Angeles cityscapes. Buy hi definition stock video footage.
www.grassolean.com - Get off oil
www.drummertroy.com - Home page of Troy Patrick Farrell, drummer and TTT fan. He's toured with the Mike Tramp Band (White Lion) and is now with Hookers and Blow.
Captions - Write your own comedic captions to the pictures! I like this page. I have left comments too.
www.dramapatrol.addr.com - Dicho y Hecho clothing Co., TTT fan.
Metal Sludge - One of the very few great sites on the net!!! A REALLY funny site devoted to poking fun at 80's bands. Hence the parody of the magazine title Metal Edge. Has politically incorrect interviews, CD reviews that are refreshingly NOT for sale. I think these guys should start up a parody of pop music too. THEN they'll be well on their way to launching a full scale magazine.
http://www.Network51.com - Members of Willie's "Bad Mamma Jamma Circle", these homies have purchased over 800 hubcaps from Willie's junkyard. Watch out. You will have to restart your browser to get out of this site! I hate when webmasters pull that!
www.RateMyPoo.com - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Absolutely disgusting! This is why the Internet was created. IMPORTANT HINT: X out the annoying advertisement that pops up each time.
CLICK HERE - WHO DO YOU HATE? Type in a number and they will receive a phone sex promotion call! Totally untraceable! Totally for REAL! Check it out! This is so cool!
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Check out Pissing Razors if you like Rob Zombie, POD, Metallica, etc. Kick butt heavy, rhythm guitar parts: |
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FRIVOLOUS HO'S
First these annoying celebrities want to keep us off their Malibu beaches, then Barbra Streisand wants to stop a guy from posting online aerial photos of her coastline on his essentially non-profit website. The high school graduate filed what amount to a frivolous 50 million dollar lawsuit. What is she?... mad that the public knows about the positioning of her lawn chairs and therefore she thinks she can bamboozle 50 milliion to add to her staggering wealth? This woman is absolutely the most annoying celebrity on the planet! At least justice prevailed in this case and conceited, high school educated bimbo lost. The judge threw out Streisand's case and since she was so out of line, even ordered her to pay for the defendant's legal costs! (Legal disclaimer so that the bitch catch sue: The preceding has been a commentary)
Health Related
http://www.nulifemeds.com/ - Una de Gato herb in it's purest form.
http://risingstarlc.com/asover.htm - Even the surgeon general says that 50% of our diseases and health problems are attributable to our "Western culture diet" of processed foods. In just the last 100 years our diet habits have really taken a turn for the worse. Long story short: Take the radical 3 week detoxification diet then try your best to eat more of uncooked fruits and veges. Eat right because the evolution of the human race is built on eating uncooked, unprocessed fruits and veges (not fries, chips, coffee and burgers).
Stem Cell Research - - Includes my pics of a massive reconstruction project to build the world's largest stem cell research lab in Vatican City.
More Wacky Stuff:
banner designed by Junkyard Willie:
http://www.michaeljfox.com - Fight Parkinson's. Support stem cell research. Ignore misguided Catholic and Christian religious fanatics that want sick people to suffer! Since when is a clump of cells (the size of a pinhead) a life? Kentucky Fried Concentration Camp Don't get me wrong. I'm no vegetarian. Humans are omnivorous. We eat meat and veges. But we don't need to put animals through conditions similar to a concentration camp to make a cheaper meal. If you saw the conditions KFC raises and slaughters chickens you'd be calling KFC's chickens "finger lickin' gore". 2004 is the year to boycott KFC.
Spinal Tap: Holds a distinct place in rock history as England's loudest band. This page is dedicated to rumors about the band. But don't bother sending in your own rumors! This page hasn't been updated since like March 1997 ....!!!
Machado Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu: A must in the prank calling business! I trained with these cats for 3 1/2 grueling years. Technique prevails over weight when you know this stuff! Schools in Torrance, Dallas, New York, Beverly Hills, and Tarzana. Jean Jacques is the man!
Chick fight....
http://www.cheesefrog.com/frog/ambervsmadison.wmv
Ambush in Iraq...
http://www.bakermedia.com/ambush.wmv
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