TOUCH-TONE TERRORISTS 2 - A Permanent Lapse of Reason
OVERVIEW: Touch-Tone Terrorism became a household name when Howard Stern aired 5 cuts off this CD. Steve & D.C. (St. Louis), KQRC (Kansas City), KYLD (San Francisco), and Jonathan Brandmeier are a few others who've aired this classic collection. The CD features 5 INBOUND calls for customer service.
| TRACK LISTING | Call discription: |
| (introduction):27 | |
| Angry Janitor 5:16 | Janitor interrogates an office worker over a big DUMP that was left in the toilet. Call subject laughs so hard he must be in TEARS! This call is the Touch-Tone Terrorist's personal favorite call. As heard on WMZK. |
| Scooter's Refund 2:06 | EXTREME redneck call to an auto mechanic. As heard on KLAQ (El Paso), Howard Stern on Jan. 31, 2000. |
| Retarded Water Survey From Hell 4:32 | Illiterate hillbilly conducts a phone survey. As heard on WHAS (Louisville), KQRC (Kansas City) |
| Drunk Construction Worker 2:38 | Drunk calls in late for work! As heard on Steve and DC Show (St. Louis). |
| Where Be My Bootie 2:37 | Pimp talks Ebonics to a salesman at lightning speed! KQRC (Kansas City), |
| Jim Bob's introduction :22 | |
| Birthday Present 3:34 | EXTREME INBOUND CALL KQRC (Kansas City), Howard Stern on Feb 28, 2000. |
| Mongoloid Moron 2:38 | EXTREME INBOUND CALL As heard on Howard Stern. |
| Calm Your Ass Down 2:31 | EXTREME INBOUND CALL |
| We Get To Drink 5:15 | EXTREME INBOUND CALL As heard on Johnathan Brandmeier, Steve and DC Show, Howard Stern. Don't be talkin trash! |
| Cemetery Party 3:53 | Prank call to the president of a cemetery! |
| Hubcap Beating 2:52 | Auto mechanic listens to stooge-like redneck behavior. |
| Scooter's Generators 4:56 | EXTREME redneck call to an auto mechanic |
| Jim Bob's Casting Call 8:11 | Redneck conducts over-the-phone casting for his film! As heard on Steve and DC Show. |
| Rude Lube 4:44 | EXTREME INBOUND CALL for "____ Lube" As heard on Howard Stern March 1, 2000. |
| Porta-Potty II 3:11 | "Willie" wants to have a portable toilet set up permanently in his living room. |
| Locksmith 3:34 | Redneck has chewing tobacco stuck inside keyhole. KQRC (Kansas City), |
| Lost Colostomy Bag 2:00 | Old man has lost his prosthetic sack on golf course. KQRC (Kansas City) |
| Drunk Insurance Rep 2:40 | INBOUND CALL for an insurance company |
| Angry Janitor 3:21 | Janitor blames office worker for leaving a big DUMP in toilet. |
| Total running time: approx. 71 minutes. |