The official home of hijacked customer service prank calls!

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WARNING: THE PRANK CALLS PERFORMED ON THIS SITE WERE DESIGNED AND TESTED BY JUNKYARD WILLIE, A HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL. THESE CALLS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND SHOULD NOT BE ATTEMPTED BY ANYONE, ANYWHERE, AT ANY TIME.

 

"Customer Service Crackpots" - By popular demand this album features more angry incoming calls for customer service, including the angry auto insurance calls! Actual customers get treated to sarcasm, insults and corruption by totally useless customer care representatives! CLICK HERE to listen to the audio clip of this album if your browser does not display the player below.

Digital album available at Amazon and iTunes -- CD available here or on Amazon

"Customer Service Disasters" - Actual customers calling to track packages, calling for a bank, university admissions department, cosmetic company, Internet service provider and more. This album even prompted a fortune 500 company to demand that all copies of this album be destroyed! It's that shocking! CLICK HERE to listen to the audio clip of this album if your browser does not display the player below.

Digital album available at Amazon and iTunes -- CD available here or on Amazon

"A Permanent Lapse of Reason" - This album, which contains occasional reckless use of profanity, will kick your funny bone's ass! It contains bathroom humor that doesn't stink! Rusty hubcaps, porta-potties and vomit are a common theme. And yes, a fortune 500 company wanted all copies of this album destroyed too. CLICK HERE to listen to the audio clip of this album if your browser does not display the MP3 player below.

Digital album available at Amazon and iTunes -- CD available here only.

"Appetite for Disruption" - How it all got started! This one's a little more light-hearted. From warped minds come warped prank calls! Be prepared for an extra dose of Junkyard Willie! CLICK HERE to listen to the audio clip of this album if your browser does not display the MP3 player below.

Digital album available at Amazon and iTunes -- CD available here only.

"Abortion" - This call is heard on the new album called "Customer Care Creeps". Jim Bob hijacks a collection agency phone line and demands payment for stuff the caller knows absolutely nothing about, including a $2,000 medical bill for an abortion. In case you're wondering, yes she got angry! CLICK HERE to listen to the audio clip of this album if your browser does not display the MP3 player below.

Digital album available at Amazon and iTunes -- Not sold on CD

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"Hoochie Momma" - This call is heard on the DVD "The Junkyard Willie Movie: Lost In Transit" under the "Special Features" section. This conversation descends to childish name calling as Jim Bob clashes with a customer, then Willie attempts to mediate! Heard on Johnny Dare and Howard Stern in 2008.

CLICK HERE to vist the official TTT movie website. CLICK HERE to listen to the audio clip of this album if your browser does not display the MP3 player below.

DVD available here for just $5.99 or at Amazon

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